Updates from Your Fave Author

Hi, everyone!  It's Leo Tolstoy here.

JK, it's Sarah Title.  That joke might only work if Leo Tolstoy is your fave author.  And, frankly, if LT is your fave, you probably ain't readin' this here blog.  Feel free to prove me wrong in the comments.

Also, does Pinterest have porn now?  I was googling "sexy Leo Tolstoy" to see if I could put in a funny visual joke here, and there was one potentially sexy image that linked back to Pinterest.  Should I not be clicking on random images of men's bare backs?  Even if they are very muscly?  Fucking magnets, how do they work?

Also also, just yesterday someone was telling me how much more effective bing is than google.  I don't know about that, but neither of them retrieved any sexy pictures of Leo Tolstoy for me.

Anyway, I just haven't blogged in a while, due to COPYEDITING.  Or, more accurately, due to making changes my publisher's wonderful copyeditor's suggested.  I like to think of myself as a job creator in that way.  Sarah Title: Keeping People Who Know About Grammar In Business Since Just Last Week.

Oh my gosh, my brain.  It is everywhere.  Let me just make a bullet list of updates and then you may carry on with your lives:

• I have a deadline that is happening pretty soon.  Expect more fun google searches.  
• My friend Emily did an amazing photo shoot for my headshot like, months ago.  Expect an update in about a year.
• I am reading Defending Jacob by William Landay for a book group and I am finding it frustrating in the way I find all suspense novels frustrating.  Just tell me if the kid did it or not!  This is why I read romance.  You know what is going to happen at the end, so you can just chillax and enjoy the story.  But aside from my mental problems, it is an enjoyable read.
• In the past month, I have gotten about six hundred thousand emails from twitter.  I have a twitter.  It is, cleverly, titleauthor.  Yes.  Get it?  I have not tweeted (twat?) yet.  This is making twitter upset.
• What am I going to be for Halloween?  Is this finally going to be the year for Miss Havisham?  Oh, maybe I should write a post about fave Halloween costumes of the past.  That sounds like a good thing to do instead of my deadlines.
• And, finally, this weekend I had a visit from my friend KW and her dog.  Her dog is young and does not understand about personal space:

What you can't see is that she is crushing my windpipe.  Adorably!

 OK!  Nice to see you all!  Feel free to comment so I don't feel alone in the world.  *Sigh*